Never gonna give up on this dream. Never gonna let this dream down. Never gonna turn around and not go to the moon. Hi, I'm famed internet funnyman Scott "Swholli" Hollingsworth, and I have a mission. I want to go to the moon.

Ever since I was a little bean I've dreamed of colonizing the moon. Now you can help make the dream a reality. NASA says if I can get a million likes on this page, then I can get a puppy.

Stretch Goals

Fuck you.

Normal Goals

I'm going

Bare Minimum Goals

To the moon.