Atomic Waffle

WHATS HOT NOW: Well, what is there to say other than, WAHOO! WE GOT A NEW SITE UP AND RUNNING!!! I know what your thinking, new things can be scary, but you like scary?! Ha.. vongo... Anyway we're all over whellmed here at the AW (thast Atomic Waffle, not the rootbeer) offices (our homes) and are thrilled to give you this, work of art!!! Oh, and we have a news ticker!(thats this thing) PS! We also now have a Myspace! SEE YOU THERE! BE OUR FRIENDS!
POSTED ON: Wednesday, November 19 2014 at 1:09 AM

Holy fucking shit in a hand-basket (we wouldn't dare swear too much back in the old days, else be labelled as troublemakers.)

But seriously, holy fucking shit, bro. I found this shit-turd of a gem. It screams mid-nineties web design, updated to fit an aesthetic for the mid 2000's (which is exactly what it was).

In 2006, I didn't know CSS, or JQuery, or hell even all of HTML. I just knew one thing: tables. Fucking tables could solve all of my problems. Ask 2006-era me what a 'div' was and he'd probably shit his fucking pants.

For some reason it was always our dream as kids to be our own production team, and to us the crowning level of achievement was for some reason having our own webpage. Maybe it was the prospect of having grown up in the 90s and early 2000s, watching the web grow. It felt like a new frontier, and it most regards it still is.

This little time capsule of a webpage is preserved in all of it's 2006 glory, sans this post I'm making now, 8 years later. The upcoming month of December will mark the 8th anniversary of our little dream project that never was. It caused fights and drama amongst our friend group and ultimately was the worst thing that happened to us. It's why I sadly don't have a record of posts made by Warren, but yet have him featured in the logo (because that totally looks like us) and yet have only Matt, Dylan and myself to have blogs (that never got started lol). We were a little over ambitious, but frankly, those were some of the best years of my life. I'm always trying to capture that feeling of being a young, internet entrepreneur and entertainer, but I've yet to rekindle it.

Live long and prosper, old buddy. You, the website, are now just as dead as the rabbit won at the state fair that would provide your namesake.

Atomic Waffle: It Sounded Cooler in the Eight Grade.


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 22 2006 at 8:21 PM

What to post about, what to post about- OH YEAH! WE ARE SO GONNA PUT THIS THING OUT POSSIBLY TODAY! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, ITS ON!


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 21 2006 at 9:47 PM

I feel left out, and I'm even the number 14th guy, but that is another story.


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 21 2006 at 9:33 PM

Well if i do say so my self this is comming along quite nicely. We should be born on Jan 1st and then all the cartoons should just flow out. ATOMIC WAFFLE WILL BE #1!!!!...


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 21 2006 at 9:17 PM

Dylan likes making his own post!


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 21 2006 at 9:06 PM

Well If you notice, the site now has an under construction sign below the navigation bar. Thats because a lot of stuff is new, so we won't actually have everything done until the first of January... so yeah. But even then we may have some things not done.. so keep in touch!!!


POSTED ON: Thursday, December 21 2006 at 8:07 PM

Aperently i'm the only one who actually likes posting before the site even comes out... lol. So anyway, Dylans taking classes on PHP as we speak... so that should be done... you know before the site is out this is really just a log to look back at what we've acomplished... it makes me proud. So anyway, I havn't been myself latly and I completly havn't done anything new, except this... Dylan had better use those classes right or else I may hurt him. So yeah... oh yeah! There is sometihng I was meaning to post, but I doubt anyone will care... I guess i'll save it for later.. ok! Bye now!


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 9:56 PM

WOW! I finished something! Well, this has been a succsefull week! I now have images for you to enjoy, and they're reason for being here:

= ADMIN = MODERATOR = USER

Help any? Me niether... well thats all I got, that and Dylans taking an online coarse tonight on PHP, so he should be able to code it all (which is his AW job) and I won't (or shouldn't) have to do a thing! I hope...


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 2:11 PM

Yahoo atomic waffle is finally here i love this time for falling retards and burning bulidings in the near future I will be making a series of over well alot so fasten your butts we have a horn of scott


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 1:15 PM

God! Dylan is taking so long for his first ever post, thats driving me crazy! I had to post something! I HAD TOOO!!! It was my duty as site editor to see all is well, and a post is posted... If you can see, me and matt already posted this morning, 12 hours ago. Well, I don't really have anything to update.. except this:

We are offically releasing this beta version of the site on 12-23-06 (Sunday, December 23 2006)

I have now added a news ticker (by demand of Matt) and have created a Myspace account, visit it by clicking on the link in the news ticker.

I've added a Login Logout system, sorta, and will help us keep track of how many users we have.

There is still a lot to get done in order for this site to go live.. so bar with us, I mean you'll be reading this later on when it comes out on Sunday. If have any questions email me at scott@atomicwaffle.com And i'll see if I can answer it... may da' waffle, be with ya'...


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 1:22 AM

Ah, yes, Atomic Waffle is FINALLY here! It has been a long time in the making, and now that it's here I feel an awkward happiness. I cannot wait to until we are on our feet and start thriving, which I’m pretty positive will happen. It just doesn’t seem true... I mean having it our website up and running, getting flash movies started\finished, it's just, so, overwhelming. I cannot wait to see the fruits of our prosper, I mean, who knows, we might become famous someday.


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 12:59 AM

WOW! A new post! The first post in the history of Atomic Waffle! This is so amazing to finally be doing this! See, me and my friends wanted a site, and I took the voulenteer to HTML code it... and it was a long 3 days... No! I wasn't non-stop working or anything, I was just Coding it a lot for... 3 days.. I have 3 index.htms.. this being the third. Anyway, I learned some new stuff doing this and, did I mention.. I am the only one who can draw!? Figures! I'm not only the one coding, but i'm also the one drawing all those neat buttons you see on the side... So I guess I take liberty of being the first one to post and say.. God Bless Da' Waffle... Well.. its finally here.. again, i've sorta said that twice, but I love knowing I have a website! THAT WE HAVE A WEBSITE!


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 2:11 PM

Yahoo atomic waffle is finally here i love this time for falling retards and burning bulidings in the near future I will be making a series of over well alot so fasten your butts we have a horn of scott


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 1:15 PM

God! Dylan is taking so long for his first ever post, thats driving me crazy! I had to post something! I HAD TOOO!!! It was my duty as site editor to see all is well, and a post is posted... If you can see, me and matt already posted this morning, 12 hours ago. Well, I don't really have anything to update.. except this:

We are offically releasing this beta version of the site on 12-23-06 (Sunday, December 23 2006)

I have now added a news ticker (by demand of Matt) and have created a Myspace account, visit it by clicking on the link in the news ticker.

I've added a Login Logout system, sorta, and will help us keep track of how many users we have.

There is still a lot to get done in order for this site to go live.. so bar with us, I mean you'll be reading this later on when it comes out on Sunday. If have any questions email me at scott@atomicwaffle.com And i'll see if I can answer it... may da' waffle, be with ya'...


POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 1:22 AM

Ah, yes, Atomic Waffle is FINALLY here! It has been a long time in the making, and now that it's here I feel an awkward happiness. I cannot wait to until we are on our feet and start thriving, which I’m pretty positive will happen. It just doesn’t seem true... I mean having it our website up and running, getting flash movies started\finished, it's just, so, overwhelming. I cannot wait to see the fruits of our prosper, I mean, who knows, we might become famous someday.



POSTED ON: Wednesday, December 20 2006 at 12:59 AM

WOW! A new post! The first post in the history of Atomic Waffle! This is so amazing to finally be doing this! See, me and my friends wanted a site, and I took the voulenteer to HTML code it... and it was a long 3 days... No! I wasn't non-stop working or anything, I was just Coding it a lot for... 3 days.. I have 3 index.htms.. this being the third. Anyway, I learned some new stuff doing this and, did I mention.. I am the only one who can draw!? Figures! I'm not only the one coding, but i'm also the one drawing all those neat buttons you see on the side... So I guess I take liberty of being the first one to post and say.. God Bless Da' Waffle... Well.. its finally here.. again, i've sorta said that twice, but I love knowing I have a website! THAT WE HAVE A WEBSITE!